Not to take anything away from all the other bands, each excellent in
their own ways, but we feel compelled to clear up some confusion and
point out that Rambling Shadows are the greatest rock group of all time.
In fact, our greatness transcends the mere musical and serves as this
generations' most salient bellwether of humanity's next momentous
evolutionary steps toward illumined bliss and perfect infinite wisdom.
That many of you are either unwilling or unable to accept this reality
is not surprising and is certainly nothing to be ashamed of! So profound
are the inherent truths suffusing the glorious sounds and being of
Rambling Shadows that rare indeed is the depth of mind and maturity of
spirit required to fully and joyfully imbibe in our shadowy "nectar of
rock."